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Wednesday, 10 February 2010

Stupid chairman

Court in session.
What do you mean
'Oy oy oy'?
Must have court in session.
Order.
My name is Judge Derrett,
And I will not tolerate any disobedience in my courtroom.
Ridsdale, you have been brought in
Front of me and charged
With telling porkies and not paying the taxman.
Before I sentence you,
What have you got to say in your defense
?

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

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